he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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