just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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