no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
