Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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