The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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