benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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