In the future we'll all be gay
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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