My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
