on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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