dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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