Hey man sorry I got all grabby
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
