dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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