Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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