You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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