I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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