You made me cry and you don't even care
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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