The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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