i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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