And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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