: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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