I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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