I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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