I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
