Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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