i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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