Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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