Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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