love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
