Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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