Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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