i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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