Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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