Where did you get a picture of my penis
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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