Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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