Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
so much tequila, so little girl.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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