Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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