I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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