Kareoke will never be a sober sport
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
The power of my boobs compel you
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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