We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
