I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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