Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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