i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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