Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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