im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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