I have demons in me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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