This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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