his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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