so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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