coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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