high people should be assigned attendants
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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