Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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