is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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