please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It's never too late to be topless.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Randomize
