i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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